From the mouth of jade

todays the day

2007-05-22T12:30:00.000+01:00

as i sit here and wonder what this world is come to with all the crap that lands on a person shoulders on a day to day bassis i wonder sometime to my self is this at all worth it.

as my soon to be ex floatt pointed out to beme last night i work 338 hrs a week and get paid 200 od pounds a week now lets do a little math here you joe average dolscum with a kid or too gets what now lets see about 140 pounds a week gets most of there rent paid for them does not have to pay councill tax perscription fees these peeps have a huge amount of time on there hands to do what theywith.

now when i sit here and start thincking to my slef i slog my guts out work two jobs sometimes so i can keep my self afloat and my taxes go to paying fpor some joe bloggs dol scums food so that brings me to my earlyer point what is the point why do i bother to work.

hmm letts think about this for a second if im unemployed i get more free time i get almost everey thing paid for me hmmm doesnt seem like a bad deal to me hmm right better thinck about geting nocked up and get my self a council flat hey.

but this is just a late affter noon rant when i sick with the world and boitter cause i had a crap weekend
paint and clothing donet mix folks especaly when there not your cloths hmm should thinck about writing a book how to lose friends and piss peopke off.

meh is all i can thinck at this moemment in time.
right ttfn for now will try to report back latter

Oh the wonder

2007-02-15T15:13:00.000Z

Oi life stop shiting on me for a Moe please stop bringing me up to the nice giddy heights of pleasure then dropping my arse right back down to the crap life hmm

As you can guess dear reader you can guess yep it was valentines yesterday and here little me finds my self single again and sitting on my arse moping about gawd why do I do this to myself maybe I should just give up hmm maybe.

And yes it’s the middle of the day and I’m writing a blog I know oh my has she gone insane what happened to my latenight smoking drinking bloging ways well peeps I now have a new job which requires me to be up at a outrageous time in the morning yes lets just say any thing before 6 o’clock in the morning is inhuman well that’s unless your just going to bed at that time that is he he.

Right I will continue this rant latter today as I have to go and get back on with stuff TTFN peeps .

bloging at work

2006-12-30T09:44:00.000Z

god im soo naughty bloging at work tut tut tut but ho hum such is life well folkes looks like ive settled up north again sorry ive gone missing all the londodn peeps i neeed to go and up date my
myspace page oh well hippieg2o overe and out.

Poetry Bloog updated

2006-09-15T14:31:00.000+01:00

Found some stuff I did a few years ago and have now updated the poetry Blog go check it out if you dare lol it's pretty dark in fact it's black it's all black

Follow the link on the right hand side of the screen to the poetry blog

Photo mosaic

2006-09-06T18:50:00.000+01:00

Based on idea from a computer arts magazine I took a picture from a friends modeling web site and created a photo mosaic using a contact sheet in Photoshop I love the end effect very funky

orginal image taken from http://www.summer-leigh.com/

Creativity is back

2006-09-06T17:04:00.000+01:00

Creativity is back

I've been working on my portfolio recently so have been doing some photshoping on some art work so I thought I'd start to use my blog and start putting it up here.
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Stencil wallart 1

This was a design based on a design I saw on the front of a old computer arts magazine.

used for a friends birthday card I love the graffitite stencil art effect it has

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stencil wallart 2

I used the same idea on this image but I used some graphit which I had photographeded as part of the background.

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Firedemon

This image was picked out from a photo taken of a fire and I then edited it used photsahop.

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Fireangle

Using the Firedemon image I created the Fireangle image.

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Iceangle

A negative version of the fireangle

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Piro to making the iceangle and fireangle images I made this picture while playing with photoshop.

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Stencil art

I Found this pice of setcil graphite in crouch end I believeve it to be a bankys piece I later added the text in photshop.

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back from camp

2006-05-29T22:29:00.000+01:00

I feel wiped out have just been on a cub camp for the last four days we had great weather until to day when it pissed down with rain and rained all over my tent managed to get it mostly dry but it isn’t to bad.

Had a great day yesterday went to London zoo and to see x-men 3 which was great. Have come back and sunk in to bath and washed tones of smoke out of my hair and feel much better now apart from feeling wiped out.

Have a busy week next week as the ghost tour leaflets are now out and about so we will see how that goes.

I’m now doing some work at a call center in London bridge but only a few days here and there I might also be working at down load which will be great free festival tickets = v cool

Damn weather is so crap

2006-05-21T17:26:00.000+01:00

Well well peep how's life out there down here its a bit crappy I've nearly finished all the work on London ghost tours my tenner is nearly done so watch out for notes peeps LOL more info on its way when its done and look out for a rework of jjwebbing.com.

Well I'm off my pills eekkk my head does ache LOL off to get my hair done tomorrow thank goddess it needs doing I feel like some ones shoved a mop on my head help me.

Money isn't very good at the moe I have no cash help I have no cash which sucks I realy want to go on a holiday weekend or something but am not sure if I can afford to at the moe oh well such is life.

I've nearly fished chapter 3 of Vampires Kiss but I am at a kind of impasse at the moe on where to take this book next but I will see I will see.

well that's me for now TTFN

funky little doodle

2006-05-04T22:09:00.000+01:00

just found this what fun hehe

J	Joyous
A	Awesome
D	Delicious
E	Emotional

Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com

TTFN JD

Got fish

2006-04-13T17:17:00.000+01:00

I have just got some fish yea not the sort you eat of course the sort that swim in a tank as a friend of mine call s em cat TV he he.

Have finally got a blind for my bedroom no longer a piece of material stuck to the window for modesty for me.

I am in the process of building several sites one is http://www.londonghosttours.co.uk which is coming along nicely the only problem is doing the SEO for the site is seeming to take a long time LOL .

I need to get it to the top of google which is proving to be harder than I though but such is life.

The London ghost tour does various things such as jack the ripper tours and ghost tours so have a look at the site the tours look fun I hope to BE going on one as soon as we are up and running properly.

TTFN J

Long time no blawg

2006-02-25T22:49:00.000Z

Gawd I haven't put a entry up in what seems like ages well I have been a busy bunny with all the running round I've been doing to the doll orifice and back to the west end to try to find a job I have a interview on Monday whop.

My Web site is back up and running again thank god I think it may be on the up and up LOL if that's possible.

I'm doing a little bit of web stuff for some friends and I recently started doing a leaflet for some one who also wants me to do a website them As well.

Which is great well here's to a new year and a better life I'm sure I said that some time last year LOL then the shit relay did hit the fan but such is life.

optimists always seems to come back and bit me in the arse which sucks LOL.

TTFN Jade

New blog skin I think

2006-01-30T23:08:00.000Z

I think it's about time I made a blog skin for on thing this current incarnation barley works correctly. By which mean I need to do some damage limitation but the only problem is between sleeping and eating and redesigning other things I never seem to have the time.

altogether I have found a way of saving time I realized not to long ago that having a TV in my room work space and general living area seems to be eating up my life so I have decided to remove it from harms way and put it in the kitchen thank god for that I have been twice as productive as I was before and have started work on producing in some new templates which I hope to upload to www.jjwebbing.com very soon .

Any way back to the case at hand and this rather annoying blog skin wick I currently have until such a time as I have enough spare to be able to spend on creating my own skin I shall have to get a premade one so here we go again peeps the ever changing face of the mouth of jade.

I will be uploading a new skin as soon as pos.

TTFN

JD aka hippieg

hi oh all

2006-01-26T00:45:00.000Z

Well well here i sit at god knows what hour of the monring wondering what one is going to do with ones life.

well pot less and job less but fortunately thanks to a rather nice email i received this morning i may becoming into some cash on Monday. ty fen.

well juju is going trough many changes at the Moe so i surpose i should;d plough my time into building up web page templates for the site like i said i was going To do weeks ago LOL.

must add new chapter to book and must get ones arse back to the gym no gym = saggy bum well saggy every thing LOL one slight prob IM not allowed to go to the gym for four weeks docs orders ever since i had my nose OP which reminds me i must add new pics of before and after LOL.

New determination this year get money flowing in the right direction need new laptop and driving lessons grand total nearly two grand ouch long way to go seeing as no money in saving oh well i start sorting that next week.

plus will gets ones arse out of bed in the morning and will star going to bed at a reasonable time LOL this is where i realize IM actually a insominac <<< (god i realy need to learn how to spell lol email answers to jad.stewart@gmail.com with the tilte whats this word stating what you thinck this word may well be first righ answer will get a mention on my blog lol) in disguise help LOL. J.D Over and out.

Neverwhere

2006-01-23T00:31:00.000Z

Neverwhere

By niel gaimen

I have just read Niel Gaimens Neverwhere it is so much better than the TV series which is good in its self.

A story much like a modern day fairy tail its like a mix of reading hazel and Gretel and the wizard of oz. this story starts with Richard the main character moving too London it quickly moves from London above to London below as if the reality itself isn’t a scary enough place London below is a completely different kettle of fish.

Where every thing is turned on its head image if black firers was a group of monks not a bridge where it seems supernatural things seem well just natural, monsters demons, fiefdoms, angels. This book is a amazing piece of work.

Although the TV series is great this book fills in the gaps that the series created.

to buy a copy of the book or the tv series follow the links below

25 Today

2006-01-15T18:45:00.000Z

Oh god I'M 25 today area help a Quarter of a century old i haven't done any thing this year have stayed at home with a plaster still on my nose but the great thing was i got the banksy wall and piece book for my birthday he is absolutely fantastic luv your work banksy keep it up.
Its a fantastic book documenting some of his best piece's both here and abroad especial his work on the segregation wall in Palestine.

to buy a copy follow the link below.

One of the pictures from the segregation wall.

http://www.banksy.co.uk Banksy's web site

Bored now

2006-01-14T20:26:00.000Z

I have been sat inside for nearly a week now apart from taking short trips to do the shopping apart from the fact of looking like some sort of reject from some mad horro movie I've been getting very tired very quickly for the last week.

I believe it is because of the anesthetic but let me warn you never drink a few days after a operation I drank one vodka and got very drunk very quickly it was most amusing.

thank god i get this badge off on Monday at last ill be able to wash my face and blow my nose and wash my hair properly of thank and ill also get to see what the shape of my nose now is.

oww my nose

2006-01-07T13:59:00.000Z

Happy new year one and all

Sorry haven't been on for some time I've been in hospital for a few days nothing to worrying thank god just had my nose fixed since I was a wee child ive had breatheing problems through my nose now thats been fixed thank god.

New year new nose but by god does it hurt, not ive got my self doesdd on pain killers so don't worry I'll be alright.

Finaly got round to up dating www.jjwebbing.com and added a new drop down menu wich was cool.

So I'll wish you all a happy new year and go back to converselling.

TTFN Jade

bingly bingly beep

2005-12-21T23:58:00.000Z

well what a few days have been sat at home doing many things online must buy xmas presents in the next day or so time is running out its getting short.

I may even have to resort to cooking xmas presents but i am no way as good as my colleges alter ego the german baker's stollen.

speak soon Jade

Welcome one welcome all

2005-12-19T22:56:00.000Z

Well every body here I sit at my desk listening to Dr Who and trying to teach my self ruby on rails yes ruby on rails its a programming language don't you know LOL.

Well I relay do need to keep up on these things and seeing as I've taken indefinite leave from work until the fear of wages is sorted out I might aswell do something useful I surpose LOL must do some web work must do some updates blah balh balh.

No pics to day as i have not down loaded the new ones from my phone at the moe its amazing the quality of the picture I can get with just a tiny little camera phone.

I do tend to agree with a comment a work college made about coal but that's another story

TTFN

Jade

Erotic much

2005-12-14T21:33:00.000Z

This Evening I went to a rather erotic art exhibition well I did rather enjoy it very interesting works and rather well painted I thought well yet another rather stressfully old day at work

I managed to get some work done but that was it then I left to meet my dad to head down to old St to see the exhibit I have attached a few of the pieces here that i liked the most.

It was great to see some art again I haven't been to a art gallery for months.
I suppose its the artist coming out in me LOL gawd I relay do n
eed to get back to drawing I haven't done any in weeks and the ones that i did do then came out very craply.

TTFN Jade

I AM DOUBLE STANDARDS WOMAN

2005-12-14T15:34:00.000Z

And Analy-retentive too, my job here is to wind you up as much as possible.

Boredom avoidance

2005-12-13T11:33:00.000Z

Take 1 part TV trivia to parts mindless sex and 3 parts random violence hmm the perfect combination for a Mondern action classic.

Any how the time has come the walrus said to speak of many things......
don't you just love Alice in wonder land.

If any body's looking for a html coding monkey my services are up for grabs Jadei needs some cash to cover the X-Mas period, as IM sat here IM listening to random KORN that I've down loaded off the net isn't free music so great LOL not its not a good idea kid's don't do this at home .

I also do web hosting links to follow site currently down due to update problems sort of thing yes I know I know this blog doesn't get up dated to answer the continually pestering of a person how will remain name less but hey what's a girl surposed to do I Have a very busy life you know in work I work I do the cubs thing and I also have a social life as well.

and I just knows what the response will be to this well I manage to do all my stuff and still have time to do my blog blah blah blah well I'm sorry people of late it appears that I have not any who thirds wont be posted until around ten o'clock to night so TTFN for now peeps.

Dog day affter noon!!!

2005-12-07T22:06:00.001Z

God I'm warn out haven't been able to pay my gym fees so am to be soon banned from using my beloved facilities too which kinda of sux I really need to be bale to go the gym dude oh well that's that and such is life.

On a lighter note hmm lighter note LOL trying to thinks of something interesting to say but can't.

Well the re redevelopment of JJWebbing is nearly done this will be the god how many reworks that my poor old but beloved old nag of a development site has gone through I am just about to put together some new CSS styles also I need to get back into to flash development good I love flash so funky to play with any who must go bed and up in the morning .

This coming from the person that can never sleep properly I either under sleep or over sleep never a good thing but any way must go.

TTFN Jade

Who my tubes must a girl role down

2005-12-05T21:49:00.000Z

I love the good old London tube this morning it took me an hour and a half to get across town to work where as this evening it only took me an hour so what is it I'm under the impression there's a great big time well some where in the middle of the tube system its seems to swallows up time like a black hole.

You go on the tube and god knows if you'll ever come out again it would be like a scene from neverwhere maybe there's a whole community of people lost some where in that great transit system of the city of London.

A lost tribe which is gradually inducted in to working for the underground system that's what it is its a great big recruiting ploy by London transport so next time your traveling on the great tube system of ours bear a brief thought for those poor souls running the station.

The bags under theirs eyes isn't because they haven't had much sleep well that's part of it I suppose but also they may have been looking for the way out for the last five years and that uniform there wearing is just because they lost there own cloths several of those years ago and are now mistake for one of the workers.

which is why I'm glad I have managed to find my way out again for this evening or did I.

Too a life better than this

2005-12-04T20:35:00.000Z

Of late ive had a lot of relisations life is what you make it, its down to you to make your own luck but also most of the strugels in out lives are self made obovsly some are beyond our controll.

I've never been shure how to cope with the death of some one close to you my way of dealing with theses sort of things has always been to keep them bottled up inside utill they tke over every thing I'm thinking.

It realy sucks when you dont get to say goodbye but these things happen.

I'm never going to get to say hello to him again nevr going to scroll through my phone and call his number just for a chat well heres to departed friends.

But on a lighter note im still here and fortunatly so are all ther other people i care about.

Any way must go bed soon and pack bag night all.

Jade

keep fit with your datily does of from the mouth

2005-11-29T07:19:00.000Z

well i ve just been for anouther run
and am just about to get ready to go to work
so every body lets all get our leratards on and we will start with a good stretch lol and stretch one two 3 and bend 2 3 now its time for your lunges and lunge one two three lol

bye for now more keep fit wirth from the mouth latter

ttfn Jade

run run run + monday blues

2005-11-28T21:33:00.000Z

Monday again and its back to that work thing again fortunatly for me i have a job wich i enjoy
but it doesnt mean i wish the weekends werent longer.

God what a fitnes freak I have become! I whent for yet anouther run tonight t oclear my head from all the shit thats been going on of late well I thinck that my cubs badge is now sorted apart from the home work that is as yet still due in from all thoes little kids setting home work out side of shcool has always seemed a crule kind of joke to me seeing as when I was at schooll I'd near enough do any thing to avode the dread home work thing.

Proberbly why I never did that well in my gcses but that life and is far behind me now had a bit of a late start today and didnt get to work till late this coupled by the woncderfull fact of delays on that wonderfully transport system that so may of the peple of london so greatly depend opon. I'm so glad that I was never chuaght up in that wholem bombing thing that whent on all thoes months agao it still feels like only yetsterday that it happend fortunatly for me i was getting my nails done at the time

Which i will admit proberly could do with a good mani at the moe but as i there have been many expensise in the last few months i have had forgoe some of little nicer things in life fortunatly not to the extent of not being able to buy food wich is what it was like at uni sometimes beer or food beer or food hmm i thinck ill take the beer thanks.

ttfn Jade

sunday night

2005-11-27T22:21:00.000Z

ive just tidy up the whole room yes the whole room wow im am now one of the worlds most tidy people (not) i wish i was need to rearage my life the universe and every thing any how i need to pack my bag get ready for the morning becuase im off for a run in the morning so night night peeeps.

ttfn Jade

Junk

2005-11-24T23:03:00.000Z

Nearly finshed chapter 2 (well unless i get writers block lol) two god i havent been this productive for nearly 2 years damn theres something wrong with me

well keep a look out chapter two is on its way

Jade

Vampires kiss

2005-11-22T21:04:00.000Z

Vampires Kiss

An alternative first chapter my on going story im currently writing up a 2nd chapter.
please excuse any mistakes
Chapter 1

My name is Samantha Jennings I was born in north London near Camden town in the late 1800s in the late 1800s I hear you say that would make me nearly 200 years old which is true in one way but not in another I died when I was 25 to say died would be a bit of an adsgeration its more like I was reborn.

To a life which I never really wanted I was walking home from work late one night it was quite an exciting day for me seeing as earlier that day my partner Michel smith a respectable upper class banker had asked me to become his wife.

I of course like any sensible middle class woman agreed to the marriage and had gone straight away to tell my parents who ran a small tobacconist shop in Camden town they of course where both overjoyed by the news I had stayed for some dinner and was now heading back to MichelÂs and what was soon to be my home in Highgate it was beautiful late Victoriana home just near the cemetery which I loved to walk round on sunny afternoons there had always been this strange fixation with death though my life Ive never been sure whether that had something to do with my birth in to this new life.

I walked up the drive way to the house there was a light on in the drawing room window I walked up to the door which was quickly opened by a nervous looking house maid named Jessica how are you Jessica I said in passing Im f fine mamma came the stuttered reply.

WhereÂs Mr smith heÂs in the drawing room miss speaking to some gentlemen miss can you announce im here please certainly miss but im not sure if heÂll see you im his wife to be for god sake Jessica please go in and announce me I watched as she walked thought the drawing room doors and shut the quietly behind her just as she closed them I saw a glimpse of two men and Michel in the room.

I herd some loud talking then shouting I walked towards the door as I did it was thrown open and I was graded and dragged in to the drawing room by a rough surely looking man how had a scar across his bottom lip he looked down at me and said hello darling in a Groh east end accent I dare say mr smith she is a pretty one does this pretty little thing know the origins of all the wealth sheÂs about to marry in to hmm I noticed out of the corner of my eye Michel sitting on the far arm chair I yanked my self free from the scard mans grasp and shot my self across the room to my fences waiting arms.

He looked down at me as I kneeled by his side the second man in the room looked over and looked from me to Michel saying as he did so well Smith me old boy does she he looked down at me again shaking his head I could see the hurt pouring from his eye sockets well Smith came the probing voice does she he looked up towards the long haired man she has no idea guyness leave her out of it for god sake leave her out of it god scoffed the man god I could see the singer forming in his face and as I looked in to itÂs features I saw something black and evil some thing which had seen many deaths and atrocities on its long time on this planet and had enjoyed every single one of them. I quickly withdrew my gaze.

Poor poor child he said has no idea what sheÂs brought her self into does she he walked towards me you see my child he said bending down on one knee and stokeingg me under my chin as if you would a house hold cat your future husband here has got him self mixed up in some thing very drangerous and IÂve come to collect what is owed to me now Smith I told you what would happen if you crossed me he said standing up drawing back his fist as he did so the last thing I remember after hearing this is Michel shooting forwards to try to protect me.

Then blackness after this I only have brief recollections of what happened I remember the smell of paraffin and matches and the smell of burning and that good damn awful face that face its something which I will never forget its something which I see every time I dream guyness how I have come to despise the sound of that name guyness itÂs the one thing that has kept me going this long the hope that ill c that face again and be able to tell him who much a despise him for what he has done to me.

The next real full memory that I have is of waking up in a room with no light it was black except for one beam of light I felt thirsty more thirsty than I ever had in my life a man walked into the room he pulled behind him what seemed at first to be bundle of clothing you must be hungry my child he threw what now seemed to a young girl in front of me.

I sat up I felt sick to my stomach I looked over towards the girl the man looked at me knelt down and whispered in to my ear you can feel it cant you my child the sickness the thirst over whelms your every sense doesnÂt it he pulled out the childÂs arm grabbed her wrist flicked open a knife which appeared in his hand and slit her wrist she made no move to stop him I tried to hold my self together.

I looked over to the child and looked at her eyes I realised that she was completely out of it the smell of her blood was becoming over whelming he bent back towards me and said take it youÂll feel better child he proffered the wrist again I grabbed it and bit down before I realised what had even happened I drank until I felt sick as I realised what I had just done I let out a sob whatÂs happening to me I hid in a Conner of the room I pulled my knees up to my chest and began to rock back and forth what is happening to me I cried out

That you will find out in good time child all in good time

When I next woke for all I knew I could have been asleep for days I found myself in the
corner of the room sweating I looked around me and released I was in some sort of brothel or opium den there were half awake drunk and for want of a better word stoned people in the room with me.

Two of them look over at me one looked straight into my eyes and moved slowly over to me on all fours rather like a predatory animal she held my gaze and then stopped just in front of my face and began to stroke my cheek as she did this she whispered such pretty eyes such pretty dead eyes she smiled and began to laugh I began to back away towards the window backwards on my bum and hands one of my hands moved into a pool of sunlight from the window I felt a strange sensation my hand began to burn next thing I knew I was screaming I was just about to pull my hand away when the woman I was backing away from came and grabbed my arm and held me there howÂs it feel to burn bitch you killed my draughter

Copyright Jade D Stewart 2005 (C)

its as cold as brass monkeys up norh

2005-11-20T12:07:00.000Z

its as cold as brass monkeys up north

well well back up in preston again i forot how much i miss all my friends up here well i founf out that dean was cremated i havent managed to find outy whetre but hopefull i ll get achance to find out before i leave today but we will see.

any way i ve got to make shure im packed for the train ride home ill be back in the big smoke around about ten tonight any way ill be bac soon

may the babe be with you lol

over and out jade

My brain hurts

2005-11-12T00:12:00.000Z

My brain hurts

well well after well and truly mucking up the works web site I feel a bit out of sorts and kinda of idioctic its quarter past 12 and I still have no idea what IM surposed to be doing tomorrow IM shure its some thing very important.

I some times wonder to my self is there a oppersit to insomina becuase if there is I swear I suffer from it I sleep and I sleep I wake up and I still feel drained major coffee dose to keep me going in the mornings.

wick brings me to another pondering have you ever tried to drink coffee on the tube in London out of one of those star buck cups with the sip hole in the lid you end up doing one of 3 things I've always found you ever end up with coffee all over you or you end up with burnt lips or coffee up your nose is it just me or is there no way to drink coffee on the tube.

aha wines starting to do its thing I feel slightly better and I thinck I mean I hope I can face the gym in the morning I always feel like if I don't get up early on the weekend that I've wasted all of it so little time to ones self I thinck LOL.

god I need to work on this literacy thing you would have thought that some one who is trying to write a book and who does web site design my grama would be better IM not shure if its just pure lazy ness of if its just cause I cant do it but hey that's life

May the babe be with you

TTFN
Jade

quote me quote me again

2005-11-10T15:27:00.000Z

Quote me Quote me Again

"A ripe cranberry will bounce" found under a snapple cap (not the cranberry)

"To many cooks spoil the broth"no idea where i got that one from.

TTFN Jade

Control Drama's

2005-11-09T20:04:00.000Z

Contol Drama's

Whats yours

Intimidator - On the verge of exploding, threatening, strict, gave orders, inflexible, angry, self-centered, made you feel afraid.

Interrogator - Probed to see what you were doing; critical, undermining, needling, infallible logic, sarcasm, monitored you. can be sceptical, sarcastic, self-righteous, perfectionist

Poor me - Always saw the negative, looked for problems, always talking about being busy or tired, made you feel guilty for not solving her problems. Pull attention by sighing, trembling, crying, Victim stance
Aloof - tended to be distant, busy, away from home, not too interested in your life, unresponsive, secretive, preoccupied.

take a look at the site for me information

TTFN Jade

oh quote me quote me

2005-11-08T21:42:00.000Z

Quote glorious quotes

"dont worry the sXXt evetaly flys off the fan and hits some one eles slap in the face."

"same sXXt differnt day" ("SSDD")

keep an eye out for other cool quotes by me any others.

yeay underworld too soon

2005-11-08T20:51:00.000Z

Underworld Evolultion
out soon looks very cool i just love that corset that kate wears .
sexy in sqeaky clean pvc lol.

Have a look at the site its so funky i cant wait the orignal was fantasic can the sqeuall hold up we will see we will see check out the site
also review of trailer and other up and coming films on the babe100.com web site.

cats

2005-11-07T20:33:00.000Z

just a funny little dity for all you feline fans just as the link says its a site about cats in sinks
http://catsinsinks.com/

ttfn

company develops bluetak for your ear phones

2005-11-01T23:27:00.000Z

Or should that be eartak i feel i should write a short poem owed to a pice of puttey i found in my ear one morning he he lol.

But with all that put to one side this seems like a fantasic idea stick this pice of puttey to your ear phones phones then place it into your ear and lo and behold youhave a perfect fitiing earbud.

Only one down side you look like youve stuck blue tack in your ears.

checkout more about "eartak"
ttfn

stength through joy

2005-10-30T21:41:00.000Z

I when't out to Strenghth Throug Joy last night at the garage near hibury conner its a fantastic evening if your into industrial goth heavy metal or alt music.

I realy enjoyed the music it was a good mix but it is a very small nightclub upstrais at the garage I dont know what it is when I go out clubing i always seem to spend a great deal of my time in the toilets chating toilet bird's as a friend of mine once coined it when I was at university.

TTFN HIPPIEG

owed to usb strorage device i found in a bus lane one morning

2005-10-30T20:13:00.000Z

Last night coming out of the club and waiting for a bus i found a usb pen drive in the bus lane all thought a bit battered and me being the cigerte mucher that i tend to be thought it was a lighter at first.
But i was later surpised to find out it was a usb pen drive with 512 meg on it rather cool for a funky find i thought.

ttfn all

greeting from the apple store

2005-10-16T17:42:00.000+01:00

Hi one and all
well affter a long nigth out at a kt tunstle concert ive come down for my first ever vist to the apple store and oh my god am i impressed im sat here at a power book as i type this and i very much like the feel of thesre machines god id love to able to afford one for a long time i have a lot of expessens comeing up like afording a hoiloday yeah right like a ican afford one of thoes lol.

Any way back to the kt concert last night. i haqve a few photot plus some of when we were grting into birming ham wich was fun but i didint get back to thre great smoke that is london untill about 12 last night or was it one im not shure but any way keep tuned ill see if i can also publish some audio from last night see as i recoded most of the concert on my trusty little mobile phone aint technogy great hehe.

Any way speak to ypu all soon caus ethe stores closing nad i havde to go ttfn all

covert portraits

2005-10-10T21:34:00.000+01:00

well unfortunatly thesse seem to have goon missing i am tring to find em at the moe as soon as i locate em ill up load em

Jade over and out

Dylan Dylan Dylan

2005-09-28T23:00:00.000+01:00

Dear old bob he seems to be very where at the moment. Weather it be the videoography that was on the BCC for the last two days which I have to admit was flipping exerlentai or his book or in news papers he's every where at the moment.

I don't know weather its because I was bought up listening to Dylan | bob marley and most of that sort of stuff that much of today's generation would consider as rather hippish but I love his work.

I loved absolutely loved every minute and also love most of his work I haven't found a piece that I didn't like as yet. And bobs back on tour cool cool cool something that I must go and see he's at the brixton academy in November check out the site for tour dates.

speak soon ttfn Jade(hippieg)

tube tube

2005-09-26T22:47:00.000+01:00

The London Underground

I travel on the damn thing every day to workn and alot of the time it can be very boring.
Of late I've been finding more and more intresting ways of amusing my self on the train i started out by taking a book to read and manged to get all the way thorought angels and demons in the sapce of nearly a week. wich is good for me well I then moved on to reading up for my driving test and then on to adding to my ever expanding novel wich i will eventully finsh and i hope to post the next installment soon.

Then I moved on to playing with my new camera phone and creating some quite funky little imges for such a little pice of tech I've even played with my hipster pda thanks to Fen at pony in the air.

Thoe this evening i found a whole new way to have fun and asument call it covert portaits all you need is a pencil and some papper and at least one other person in the crage with you the idea is not to get caughtand theses need to be done quickly at most 5 mins a portrait watch this space for examples.

TTFN JJ

Web Site and article jumble

2005-09-26T22:30:00.000+01:00

ever wondered where somebody was burried well here,s the site for you.

cool film crituqes and reviews.
pajiba check out the corpse bride article.

Go hillary go if you love to laugh at kid tv stars how are trying to cross over to the adult market your going to love this one.
fugly article

ebay song

2005-09-22T17:07:00.000+01:00

for all of thoes out there that hate and love ebayheres the ebay song it s a luagh if youve ever brought some thing crap off ebay.

peace and out jj

the hobbit

2005-09-22T16:52:00.000+01:00

for all you little people fans out there go and have a look there trying to convince the producers to make a film of the hobbit will the sucseed will they not well i supose ill just have to wait until it cpomes out in the cinema.

over and out jj

hi hi hi all

2005-09-20T22:13:00.000+01:00

Sorry about there being no posts since the last week I've just had a very busy time of it with training for my camping license(proverb's spelt that wrong of well) it was also a ferments of mines birthday on Saturday just gone so I got very drunk and am still suffering from lack of sleep.

God I hate Mondays and Tuesdays and Wendnesdays oh bums to it I hate all the week days apart from the two at the end where I usually get a lye in. (if im lucky)

any way night all will try to post properly tomorrow night

Wiped pure web site

2005-09-15T15:47:00.000+01:00

i love this web site not that IM really into the game or any thing I just love the way it's been designed the music section its fantastic go check it out wipeout pure music can be found under the game info section.
click sit and enjoy guys bye youall

Poket mod

2005-09-14T22:22:00.000+01:00

the pocket mod anouther one for all you hipster pda lovers seen here >>

if you like thoes well your going to love these pocket mod there fantastic and you dont have to pay out loads of cash on thoe cute little pages to add to your filofax if you still use one of thoes outdated things hipsterpdas and pocket mods are the way to go seen below

Print fold and enjoy

well well well 3 holes in the ground

2005-09-08T23:35:00.000+01:00

just thought id add a random post and say eeeeck my brain feels ever so slightly soft aqffter a long day speak tou you all in the big wide younder jj (hippieg)

Hi there hey there ho there

2005-09-06T15:24:00.000+01:00

sorry haven't been updating peeps been very busy watching all the episodes of lost like what's with the whole polar bear on a desert island thing

excuse me while I go and drool over Matthew fox some more very sexy

and can any body spot the cast member from Babylon 5 answers to the usual place

2005-09-01T11:45:00.000+01:00

www.block-checker.com a fantastic site for checking who's blocked you on all of your mesnger services cuase we just love to knwo who hates us he he

Peace and out

Hippieg

bill finaly gets his comepance

2005-08-23T20:58:00.000+01:00

enjoy all you bill gates hatters out there

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2002/m_win98-p1.php

i perticuarly love this one always a good luagh to see .

and this ones even better
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/microsoft-failure-p1.php
Hippieg

blah blah drunken post

2005-08-22T22:41:00.000+01:00

well well images from today andf some from the second half of last week

new computer system available the new washing drum 2000 will run with a cahe speed of 500 and with its top end graphics card is great for all your graphics editing needs(found across the road from my gaff).

the wages were payed infruit today at babe100
fen was very please wit her life time supply of mangos.

the stangest stecil art you'll fond just round the corner from your home.

well i just thought this one looked nice plus it was on my way to work and also plus its against the law to take phots on the tube ooo im such a rebel.

peace and out
hippie g

Jade xxx

2005-08-19T18:01:00.001+01:00

some thing to make you giggle a defanat wako jako moement
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/jackson-p1.php

enjoy

peace and out Hippieg

2005-08-19T18:01:00.000+01:00

some thing to make you giggle a defanat wako jako moement
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/jackson-p1.php

enjoy

peace and out Hippieg

2005-08-19T16:52:00.000+01:00

new work email sent by a work mate hmm i hope she's jokeing.

Email:

I was sitting here at my desk, working intensively as I usually do, when I suddenly had divine intervention. I toiled with myself whether to share this with you and I though and though and thought and though. I realised that today was Friday and I knew that you all would have a better weekend if you knew this and so I came to the conclusion that I had to let you know that All of you, are a pack of f**king Ho’s!!!!!!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Enjoy your weekend Sluts

i have now beeen called a ho well not that bad i surpose hehe

peace and out Hippieg

2005-08-18T17:46:00.000+01:00

heres the first chapter of a story i wrote a few years back im hopeing to get more wirten soon
any coments are most wellcome

Jade xx

Hi. I’m Samantha Jennings, or Sam for short. I’m a 13th Gen Vampire. I have no idea how I became a Vampire. One morning I woke up and found that I had been dumped in London, in a blacked-out room somewhere near Camden Town. I don’t remember much of what happened to me only that I found out the hard way why we don’t go out in the sunlight..

As I was saying, I had been dumped in an old house somewhere near Camden. It was pitch black, save for a little candle burning in the corner. I had no recollection of how I got there, or even why I was there.

A beam of sunlight that streamed into the room through one of the holes in the black curtain hurt like fuck when I put my head near it. I can still remember that pain. I also remember the pain of needing to feed. I sat in this dingy hovel till the sun went down, so as not to repeat the bad experience I had just suffered. Don’t ask me why; it just made sense to me at the time.

Just as the sun was setting and passing out of existence for another night, a guy walked in through the door. Ah, you’re awake I see, he said. Yes, I replied. Where the fucking hell am I and who the fuck are you? My name’s Guynan. I found you passed out in an alley just up the road. I saw the bite marks on your neck and thought I’d better bring you here. Do you remember anything about the person that sired you?

Sired me? What the hell do you mean? The person who turned you. Turned me? I asked. I still don’t know what you mean..

Well, this might freshen your memory dear, he said as he pulled a youngish-looking girl into the room. She can’t be any older than eighteen, I thought to myself. He proceeded to pull a flick-knife out of his pocket and cut the girl’s wrist. She tried to pull away from him as he did so, but didn’t manage to get very far. Looking closer in the dim light, I could see she had a gag around her mouth. As I looked down to the girl’s wrists I could see blood starting to seep from the wounds. I started to feel sick. My stomach was killing me. Pain wracked my body.

By my reckoning, you haven’t eaten for days, Guynan told me.. Eaten? Eaten what? I asked.

Feed, he said. As he was talking, the urge got stronger; I couldn’t hold it back any longer. He flung the girl down in front of me. Before she could try to get up I jumped on her, and with a mixed scream of horror and delight at what I was doing I grabbed her wrist and bit down hard. As I did so, I could feel my body tingle all over and my mind was overtaken by the urge to feed. As I fed the girl’s gag slipped off and she let out an almighty scream as she died. I pulled away and crawled into a corner, licking my lips and fingers, removing any trace of blood that was on me. I looked up.

What are you trying to tell me? That I’m a Vampire? I asked. Well, as you can see, your wounds are starting to heal already, he replied. But Vampires don’t exist. Yes they do, Guynan smiled. But it doesn’t make any sense, I argued. Guynan turned round to me. You’re lucky I found you when I did. You were on the brink of death. It would have been better to let me die. No it wouldn’t, you stupid bitch! he said as he looked at me. You get to live forever. Well as long as you can stay alive, that is. I sensed a great power within you, or I wouldn’t have saved you.

As the days went on, Guynan taught me how to fight, how to gather information, and many other things. Many a time I looked at him and wondered why he was so nice to me. I still harboured hate for the fact that I had been turned for want of a better word.

So, one day I decided to do some research to try to find out who had done this to me. I wanted them dead. It had started out as a sort of want, but soon it became an obsession to me. I didn’t find anything out until years later, though.

I had been investing money for some years, so now I had enough to start up a small business with the help of Guynan, who I still kept in touch with. He always seemed to be close to me; he was closer than I thought.

It was one day when I was sitting in my office/apartment in Camden - which was above the club I had set up with the help of Guynan that the phone rang. It was Snake, one of my oldest and closest friends. Hi. So, what have you got for me this time? Well, said the voice on the other end of the line, you know that information you’ve been looking for? I’ve found something that might interest you. I’ll be round at about ten.

While I was waiting, there was a knock at the door. Come, I called. The door opened and in walked Guynan. Long time no see. Yeah, he replied. Guy, where have you been? I asked, putting my head on one side. Oh, doing some stuff, he remarked offhandedly. Who is it this time? I asked, as if it was an automatic reaction. Well, if you will employ drug addicts I didn’t know that, I frowned. Well okay, I hired them, said Guynan with a smile. Or, at least, I pointed them in the right direction. You’re no better than them. No better? he sneered at me. Well, at least I’m not doing it all the time, he scowled. Anyway, I thought you were going to leave all the hiring and firing to me? I did, he said, smiling. So, what did you do with the bodies? I asked. It’s okay, it’s okay. They’re disposed of. Well, I suppose I’d better get some new staff in, I remarked. He leant forwards and spoke. Don’t start messing with me Sam. Remember: I still own half this place. I know, I said. He turned on his heel and walked out the door, slamming it behind him.

I got up and followed him. He was halfway down the stairs to the club. As I looked at him, he spun round. Don’t start fucking with me Sam. Remember who made you I rolled the words round in my head and stared at him. As I did he spun back round and walked out of the door into the club. I followed, but by the time I had got there he had disappeared into the usual steady night crowd of alternative clubbers. Just as I was about to go back up, the main doors opened. I saw a silhouette of Guynan against the night sky, then the doors closed again.

I went back to the office and sat down. The door opened again. As it did, I spun around and shouted, still thinking about what Guy had said. What the fuck do you want now? A small shaved head peered round the door. It was one of the bouncers from downstairs. It’s Mr Snake for you Sam. Show him in, show him in you idiot! I said. What have I told you before? Just show him up the stairs, for fuck’s sake! Yes, miss. Go on, go! I said. As he did, Snake popped his head round the door. He looked at me with one eye; the other was closed from bruising. Are you okay? he asked. Yeah, I’m fine. It’s just that I could hear you from the bottom of the stairs, and that’s not easy on nights like this, he smirked. Oh, it’s okay. Its just Guy being an idiot again, I told him, grinding my teeth. I still don’t know why you don’t just cut your apron strings from him, you know, he said.

Well, I’d never had been able to set this place up if I had, would I? I told him, smiling. Plus, he’s helped me out many a time. Okay, okay, said Snake. But he said something strange earlier I said, frowning. What do you mean? Well, he said remember who made you?. In that case, you’re not going to like the info I’ve managed to get for you, Snake replied, looking worried. Why’s that then? Well, it’s got something to do with Guynan and your Sire. Really? Let me see. I was handed a file with loads of information about Guynan and his whereabouts, and where he’d been over the last hundred years or so.

I found out from one of his lackeys that he was the one that Sired you, Snake said, coming round to the back of my desk to hold me. But how? And why? I asked, shrugging him off and going to sit down on the sofa, stunned by what was coming from Snake’s mouth. You mean all this was his doing? He’s been lying to me all these years, I said. As to where it was; there’s the info on that in there. I looked through the file some more. As I did it all began to flash back to me. The pain, the terror, the utter calm afterwards. Without me even thinking about it, I picked up the Samurai sword off the wall that had been given to me by Snake many years ago.

I’d never been sure how old Snake actually was, but as far as I could tell he was at least three hundred. Why have you got that out Sam? You know I said not to use it unless you really need to. I grabbed my guns and rammed them into the holsters that I kept by my side at all times.

I ground my teeth. Can you take me to this place? I asked, pointing to the pile of papers. What place? The one where all this began, I said. Okay, but I think you should be prepared to get a really bad shock

Snake took me to a warehouse just around the corner from the club. As he forced the doors open, I was blasted with a smell of damp and rot, just like a tomb. All of a sudden it was like I was back there again. It came in bits and pieces like watching a movie with the main scenes cut out. I saw Guy’s face, then I saw fangs. Then the sensation of utter calm came over me. As it did, I fell to my knees and began to sob. But why? I asked. Why Snake? Why did he do it? Because you have potential that not even you’ll ever realise. That’s why. I hate him so much. I can’t go back and act the same around him ever again, you know I said in the middle of sobs.

I looked up at Snake. He bent down, hugged me, and gave me a kiss. We’ll sort it out. We’ll sort it. But how? I asked, sobbing in his arms. I know people who can help. No. This is something I want to do myself. I gripped the sword by my side until my knuckles went white.

I stood up, brushing the tears away from my eyes, and turned to Snake. Show me how to use this properly. Snake bowed his head. I don’t think this is right, but I will show you how to use it for your own protection. Come on, we have to go. It’s getting too close to sun-up. We’re near to my place. We’ll head over there and I’ll show you how to use that sword properly when we get back.

We headed off, walking with my head resting on Snake’s shoulder and his arm around my waist. I looked at him and thought to myself. I want you with me. He stopped and kissed me full on the lips. I’ll always be here for you. You know that, he said, smiling.

We went down an alley. Snake threw open a door to a small warehouse-like building. I’d been there many a time when I’d wanted to talk, or just to have some fun. He reached up and flicked a switch, and the lights came on. It was a huge building with a small apartment up some stairs at the side. You never told me how you got this place, I said. He smiled. When you have cash, you can get anything Sam. You know that.

We went up the stairs and he opened the door. There was a huge double bed, and a desk at the other end of the room, with a computer and a phone on it. The computer was on, and I could see that Snake had been playing at being a hacker again. It was one of his many pastimes. I was sure he was better than he said he was.

What the fuck happened to your eye? I asked. You didn’t tell me. Oh, I just got into a fight looking for that info, that’s all. It’ll be gone soon. Look, it’s healing already, he said. Right, let’s get down to it, then. He pulled two wooden swords from behind the desk and threw one to me. Right, catch he said. I caught it. Okay, I’ll start by showing you the right stance. All that night and the next day, and the next week or so, he showed me how to use the sword he had given me. Everything he showed me I soaked up with the enthusiasm of somebody who has finally found herself a purpose in life.

One day I woke up in Snake’s bed, the way I had many times before, but this time he was next to me. I slowly came out of the daze of sleep and remembered what had happened the day before. I smiled and stroked the still-sleeping Snake. He slowly woke up and smiled at me. Hi sexy, he said. I smiled, stretched, and got out of bed. I need to eat.

Good idea, he said. He went downstairs and soon came back with breakfast. Just as I was about to feed, I heard a loud crash and Guynan’s voice. Snake, where the fuck are you? it screamed. You worthless fucking piece of scum! I’ll fucking slit your throat, then pull your fucking heart out!

I quickly pulled my clothes on and groped around on the floor for my sword. Snake’s hand came down on mine and I saw his eyes look at me. Are you sure you want this? he asked. I looked back. Yes. I’m sure. I flung the door to the apartment open and screamed; Are you looking for Snake, or are you looking for me? Ahh, Sam, my little girl. How are you my dear? came the reply from the darkness. I’m okay now I know what the truth is I replied.

I jumped off the landing and landed with a thud. I looked into the darkness and saw nothing. All of a sudden, there was a noise behind me. I spun round to find myself face to face with Guynan. He smiled. Hello, my pretty. I looked right into his eyes. Why didn’t you ever tell me? I asked. Well, that’s something else for your little boyfriend up there to find out for you, isn’t it? he replied. I drew my sword. This has nothing to do with Snake. It’s just between you and me. He grinned. Maybe, maybe not

He jumped over my head and started for the stairs, and burst through the door. I ran up the stairs, but when I reached the top it was tool ate. Snake was lying there on the bed with a wooden stake through his heart. I spun to see where Guynan had gone and saw him standing in the corner. I felt myself start to lose control. I ran at Guynan and drew the sword, while screaming. I slashed and hacked the best I could, but to no avail. He was gone.

I didn’t know how, but he was gone. I walked over to the bed and looked at my lover, and fell to my knees sobbing. I felt movement from Snake’s lifeless body and moved my head. We tried. Go, before he gets you. Run north to Preston. I have some friends who will be able to help. The information’s on the computer, he said. No, I won’t leave you. I won’t! I replied as his body went limp.

That night I ran like I never had before. I stayed in the sewers all the next day. That night I made arrangements to head north. I booked a ticket. I hadn’t dared to head back to the club in case Guynan was waiting for me there, so the next night I boarded the train and stowed my gear in an overhead compartment. When I got to Preston, I headed straight to the address Snake had given to me in case of an emergency. They took me in and helped me to set myself up here in Preston. From time to time I think of Guynan and how I still want to kill him, and I still think of Snake. I will always think of Snake. I occasionally go back to London to hunt out Guynan, but I don’t seem to be able to find him. The club’s still there, perhaps one day I’ll be able to find him and end this nightmare for once and for all

2005-08-18T17:22:00.000+01:00

the curent feeling at my office is rather simeler to the picture shown below im going to satr a pertiontion for air con in the office all donations gratly recived

images images images and not a lot to think

2005-08-18T14:44:00.000+01:00

more wonderfull images for you peeps

Heres one i made earlyer guess as to what is on a post card to from the mouth of jade jade.stwewart@gmail.com .

spook service provide by the mouth of jade.

if you wanty some one scared witless how you gonna call.......

costings and service times available on request.

cool pics froom www.fredart.com find link at www.megatokyo.com

what is what is was and what it shall be

2005-08-18T14:03:00.000+01:00

Hi hi hi first entry in a new blog excuse the complete lack of regard to spelling and puntuation but that is me that is what im like a dsylexic asmatic bint as my friend danni used to call me.

Well well world i ve been off the fags and on the patch for nearly 3 weeks now im not doing tobadly but work and the pub are the worst times the words god i need a fag keep poping into my mind (you have warped my fagile littel mind).
Allways add a good quote i was told so here you go my prices are.

web design 12 pounds an hour
graphic design 12 pounds and hour
and for thoe extra special services well dont touch what you cant aford hunni
for thess and more services goto
www.jjwebbing.com

and my work mates and friends blog

www.ponyintheair.com

funky gizmo site
www.gizmodo.com

the comapny that i work for www.babe100.com

Keep an eye out for more info and funny bits
Peace and Out
Jade (hippieg)